The Prayer of Eutychus

Something I shamelessly lifted off of someone else's blog. Enjoy!

The Prayer of Eutychus

If you think the prayer of Jabez was a blessing . . . hold on to your shorts!

An Abridged version of the new hit book, “The Prayer of Eutychus”
by Jonathan McKee

Ever feel tired and weary? Does your job got you down? Tired of getting home from work only to find that your dog ate your remote control, your new white shirt just went though the wash with your new red towels, and your two year old just tried to play a fruit roll-up in your CD player?Well a young man named Eutychus had the exact same struggles.

“Who is Eutychus?” you ask. He’s only found in two little verses of scriptures. Two small verses that you can miss if you blink. And these two small verses can change your life for good . . . that’s what you want to hear right?Here in the middle of the 20th chapter of Acts, Luke inserts two small life-changing verses about a young man named Eutychus, and I’ve built a theology on it! Check out the blessings in store for you.

Let me give you some back history. Paul is speaking to a group in a three story house in Troas. It is hot, and a young man named Eutychus sits by a window for some fresh air. The name Eutychcus is Greek, so we can only assume that this is a man of Greek birth. Therefore we can only conclude that he frequented a lot of the Greek Restaurants in Troas, and these restaurants load their food with Garlic. . . thus, explaining everyone making him sit by the window. But as Paul speaks . . . something magnificent happens.

Let’s look together:Acts 20:9-10 (NIV)Seated in a window was a young man named Eutychus, who was sinking into a deep sleep as Paul talked on and on. When he was sound asleep, he fell to the ground from the third story and was picked up dead. [10] Paul went down, threw himself on the young man and put his arms around him. "Don't be alarmed," he said. "He's alive!"Wow. These two verses can change your life.

Many of us feel like Eutychus. Maybe it’s because we are young, like verse 9 says Eutychus was. Maybe it’s because are surrounded by rich friends. You’ll notice that this was a 3 story building. Only the very rich could afford such an edifice. So we can only conclude that the host here had some PHAT BANK!!! And Eutychus, a young Greek boy invited into this environment, must have been a close friend of these homeowners. Possibly best friends. Eutychus probably went bowling with them every Friday night. If he would walk into a restaurant, and these friends were there, they would all yell in delight, “Eutychus, come join us. But please . . . sit over here by the window!”

We also see from this passage that Paul talked “on and on.” We all can relate to that. Sitting in church listening to some guy who THINKS he’s Andy Stanley! Guys that aren’t Andy, and just put us to sleep!Many of us might also relate to Eutychus because we are working on our computers all day. The reference is subtle, but the verse clearly says, “seated in a window.” The New Centurion Version of the scripture said “as Eutychus was in . . . Windows.” We can only conclude that this is a prophecy as to the upcoming computer age where many of us will spend much of our time in “Windows.” It doesn’t specify whether this means Windows 2000, or XP, but it clearly says in Windows, unfortunately for our Mac user friends, God Bless their souls.

Well, Eutychus did what many of us feel like doing: just going to sleep. He slept and then fell “to the ground.” Notice this scripture says “to” the ground not “on” the ground. If it just said he fell “on” the ground, then the journey to the ground wasn’t important. But because it said “to” the ground, we can only conclude that this journey was important!Greek culture teaches us that a journey is a time of storytelling and expression. Any Greek young man living in Troas, going on a journey in that day, would always share his feelings on that journey, he would express himself.

The jewel that is here in this small overlooked verse in the book of Acts is a prayer: The Prayer of Eutychus. (You’ll find keychains and devotionals at your local Christian Bookstore- let’s share the blessing together!) Eutychus cries out a prayer as he’s falling from the window, as he’s escaping his overwhelmed situation, as he’s fleeing his rich friends who always make him sit by the dang window! We don’t get to hear the prayer, but we know it was something like, “Aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuugh!”

Do you ever feel like just crying out to our Lord, “Aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuugh!” I sure do. But what the Lord is telling us here is that when we cry out to him in the midst of our retreat . . . he will declare us ALIVE, just like the Apostle Paul did to Eutychus.How many of you would like to feel alive. Well, God wants to give you that feeling, and you don’t even have to jump out of a window. You simply pray the prayer of Eutychus, “Aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuugh!”

Many of you aren’t sure how to pray the prayer of Eutychus. And it’s good to be sure, so make sure you buy any of the guidance books in the Prayer of Eutychus series:

“How to Pray the Prayer of Eutychus Properly"

“Worship Like Eutychus”

“Using Windows XP Like Eutychus”

“Croc Wrestling and Yelling Aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuugh!”

And you can feel much better sipping coffee out of your “Prayer of Eutychus” coffee mug, making toast in your “Prayer of Eutychus” toaster oven with the “Prayer of Eutychus” toaster cozy and sleeping in your “Prayer of Eutychus” comforter set. These are just a sliver of the blessings you can purchase if you want to feel alive.So don’t let life get you down. You too can say “Aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuugh!” and be made alive! You too can experience the Prayer of Eutychus and be blessed.

"Hate" Speech

I hate offending people.

I really do.

But sometimes, when I state my sincere and deeply held beliefs, it offends people... Like I said, I hate that.

But it raises a question: Which do I hate more, offending people, or suppressing my deeply held beliefs for fear of offending people? Which would I rather sacrifice: free speech, or the semblence of "getting along"?

I suppose then, it becomes a question of timing, and motive. What has prompted me to speak? Am I just obnoxiously shooting my mouth off (very well could be, it has been known to happen, um several times)... Am I like a college freshman who celebrates her new found freedom to stay up as late as I want, eat whatever I want, study/don't study whenever I want, just because I can? "It's MY right, after all, nana nanaaaana!" Cause that, I'm thinkin, just might constitute abuse of said freedom. That would be bad.

"It is absolutely clear that God has called you to a free life. Just make sure that you don't use this freedom as an excuse to do whatever you want to do and destroy your freedom. Rather, use your freedom to serve one another in love; that's how freedom grows. For everything we know about God's Word is summed up in a single sentence: Love others as you love yourself. That's an act of true freedom. If you bite and ravage each other, watch out—in no time at all you will be annihilating each other, and where will your precious freedom be then?"
Galatians 5:13

Geepers, I don't want to ravage or annihilate anyone. But what if someone else has inititated the discussion? Do I have a right to respond? What if my opinion seems antithetical to the person I am responding to? They may not like me. They may label me as a this "wing" or that "wing" extremist. Ah, the "wings". I hate the "wings". I hate being labeled. I also hate being misunderstood. As soon as we start with the labeling, that's it, no more effort to understand the other side, then boom, end of civil discussion. I have done both, by the way (the labeling and misunderstanding thing). I hate that.

Then there's the question of timing. Maybe I'm "right" as rain, as they say... but is this the best time to say it? Yikes, this one really hurts. My timing can be pretty bad. I can be pretty insensitive. "Yeah but, I'm righ...." Yeah but nothing. Sometimes its best to just SHUT UP, NANCY.

"To everything there is a season, and a time for every purpose under heaven.... "
The Byrds (oh yeah, and Ecclesiastes 3:1)

Ok, so what if, to the best of my judgment, I have passed the timing and motive test, but STILL end up offending people? Gosh I really hate that. Now what do I do? They are still questioning my motives! How dare they? Who do they think... wait, am I doing the same thing? Am I certain I am not questioning THEIR motives? Crap. I do that sometimes, God, don't I? ("Sometimes?" I hear You say?)

Yeah, but I need to vindicate myself, don't I?

"Don't be obsessed with getting your own advantage..."
Philippians 2:3

Oh, come on, God! [sigh] Ok, I suppose you're right...

So then, what? I suppose this means my freedom to speak my offensive beliefs is better exercised when I am more concerned about being faithful to YOU than than defending myself? But it still doesn't mean I won't end up offending people (have I mentioned how I hate to offend people?)

The whole thing makes my stomach churn a little. Like I said, I hate to be hated. I like to be liked. That's the way it should be... everyone always getting along, holding hands and singing harmoniously,euphorically, like in that Coca Cola commerical circa 1970 something (come on, everybody, sing along with me now: "I'd like to buy the world a Coke..." ok, I digress. Sorry)

But then there's that whole troubling statement:

"The world will hate you (that is, me and anyone who follows YOU)
because of Me (that is, You)."
Luke 21:17

So let's see if I understand this: if I hold true to God's Word, even if I try to do it in the most loving way possible, I am going to not only be misunderstood, but hated? Well, that sucks.

It's just too much work to keep everyone happy. It seems like it would be easier to just roll over and let everyone else have their opinions, and keep mine to myself.

But you know what I really hate?

I hate that I can't do that. In the end, I guess I don't hate being hated as much as I thought. What I really hate is the thought of betraying what I believe with all my heart is true. I believe in the Bible. I believe what is says is true. I know that offends some people. Heck, I think it offends a lot of people, and if what the Bible says really is true, it's going to offend more and more people as time goes on. If I can't keep everyone happy, and I can't deny my faith in God's Word... what am I to do? What is left to say to those who disagree with me? Who misunderstand me? Who even... gulp... hate me?

"And if on some point you think differently, that too God will make clear to you.
(AND I DARE SAY, TO ME... my edit!)
Only let us live up to what we have already attained."
Philippians 3:15-16

I guess that's going to have to be ok for now.

Whine and Eggs

Ok, so I am putting groceries away the other day, and having a little whining session in my head while doing so... Silently whining to myself, to my God, about this, about that... "why, why, why, me, me, me, bla, bla bla..." funny thing about silent whining, apparently it's just as annoying to His ears as the "out loud" kind... cause the next thing I know, there is this inexplicable chain reaction of groceries falling, and exploding, on my head, on the floor, all over my shirt, my very being... eggs launching out of their carton like hand grenades... creamer cascading on my newly mopped floor... "what's that I hear? Laughter? God, are you laughing at me?"That couldn't possibly be. God would NEVER laugh at such a misfortunate series of events, let alone cause them...

... and yet...

I realized in the midst of the laughter, the absence of another noise. I wasn't whining anymore.

Fast forward to the next morning. I was given a gift on Easter Sunday by a dear lady at my church, a little devotional by Oswald Chambers. Here is what I read:

April 14th
"Take my YOKE (my edit) upon you and learn from Me."
Matthew 11:29
The burden that God places on us squeezes the grapes in our lives and produces the wine, but most of us see only the wine and not the burden. No power on earth or in hell can conquer the Spirit of God living within the human spirit; it creates an inner invincibility.If your life is producing only WHINE (my edit) instead of the wine, ruthlessly kick it out. It is definitely a crime for a Christian to be weak in God's strength."

Yoke... Whine... You're funny, God.

Sometimes I just don't know what to say.

So I will start with someone else's words.

It is a little too uncomfortably descriptive... of me. Yikes.

http://tonymorganlive.com/2008/12/04/10-reasons-i-dont-like-most-christians/